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- November 9, 1993
- Top Ten Things Overheard At The Gore-Perot Debate
-
- 10. "Which one's Bowe and which one's Holyfield?"
- 9. "Damn, where's my index card with all my homespun witticisms?"
- 8. "Gore and Perot disagree on world trade -- but they slow dance
- beautifully together!"
- 7. "Wife #8 on your private line, Mr. King"
- 6. "How about I just buy Mexico?"
- 5. "What the hell was that Prize Wonderland thing?"
- (Just before the Top Ten List was read by Dave, he did a little skit
- called Prize Wonderland, which consisted of a spokesmodel showing two
- picture-phones and a sofa to the audience.)
- 4. "Sorry to interrupt, gentlemen, but 98% of the country has now dozed off"
- 3. "Who are you calling stiff? You jug-eared freak!"
- 2. "Thank you. I'm glad you think Mrs. Gore is a fox, Senator Packwood"
- 1. "Look out, parachute!"
-